- Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
- Me: what
- Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
- Me: excuse me
- Google: a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it
- Me: oh
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annie-the-girl-who-waited reblogged jeffersonstarshipz
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
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chrisynova reblogged sataniccurses
how did he know?
i just wanted to belong
shame………………………………..
“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
Cheers, fellow sluts
Sticks and stones.
what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?
I accept.
And proud.
fuck u got me
it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading
The men of tumblr > everywhere else.
The men of tumblr.
I want to date them all.
BABES.
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chrisynova reblogged syrmex
#there it is #the defining moment #everything hermione is #because she KNOWS she’s smart #she knows she’s clever #but harry #she sees that he’s special #because he may not be a genius #he may be #when it comes to most things some people find important #relatively average#but he is brave #and he is strong #he is a hero #and hermione sees that #and she admires it#she strives for that #because she knew #from age fucking eleven #that books weren’t everything #and that she had an awful lot to learn
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chrisynova reblogged mybatchesarecumbered
Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads.
whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this
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chrisynova reblogged saving-planets-deducing-hannibal
This crossover, I like it. I don’t know in what plane Flynn would be Neville, though.
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